Watch 2 Trains Collide at 68 m.p.h.

Watch 2 Trains Collide Head-On At 90 Mph! Yippee! - video powered by Metacafe

Aah the good old days of steamy black n' white. Actually this original footage has no sound, so I added a crash-bang-wallop to spice things up a bit.

A few comments at Metacafe mentioned the speed or lack of should I say. Well I dunno, it's hard to tell how fast these choo-choos were going at from the film, but I suppose it could be 90. I mean it could have been 68 m.p.h. they were going at, but that don't sound as impressive does it? "Spectacular collision at 68 m.p.h." ... yeh it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Maybe they added a few m.p.h's for dramatic cinematic effect! I'd have rounded it up to a nice 100 meself! Don't 4get to rate - ta'.

The Birdoplane! Aeroplane from Hell...

This Bird Never Got Off The Ground Lucky For Us Hee-hee! - video powered by Metacafe

Yup I suspect something underhand is going on here. Or should that be "Underwing"? Whatever. Yep, the Wrong Brothers have a lot to answer for! No smoking down the back there please.

This amazing piece of footage is not too popular at all up at Metacafe - no warped sense of humour LOL! And u? Rate it here if you will - ta'.

Enter The Cookie Monster Dude!

Enter The Cookie Monster!!! - video powered by Metacafe

Aah here's the hairy one, known as Cookie. Originally from Mallorca (we found him dumped in a skip believe it or not), now residing in Switzerland. Speaks 4 languages, obeys none of them. He also does a good job at hoovering up crumbs from the floor after little Joysie has dined! Is there no end to this beast's talents?

Rate him here or he sez he'll lick you to death!